I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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