we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So apparently I’m into choking now
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