apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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