Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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