No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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