Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
