I think I am morally bankrupt
He is an equal opportunity slut.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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