oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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