Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
honey bunches of taint.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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