It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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