Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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