That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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