Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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