There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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