Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i barfeds in our rink
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
