so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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