Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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