physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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