No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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