That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
whose parrot is this?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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