My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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