@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
is that a dick in a sweater?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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