i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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