Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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