Say something about gay babies.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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