ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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