How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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