Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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