Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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