He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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