If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
This is classic penis vs brain.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Randomize
