last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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