if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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