I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
NoShamevember. You game?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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