I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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