Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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