no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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