I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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