so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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