i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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