I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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