i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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