There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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