Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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