I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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