We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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