I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Use "feeling words"
Yay
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Randomize
