I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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