Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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