well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Randomize
