how can u be prego again
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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