hotel room ftw
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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