Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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